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Hello London! We here at the sex club research desk were bound to get around to you at some point, and here we are, with a guide to every sex club in London worth going to for a good time. If you want a dirty London sex party, London sex club, or London bath house then you have just hit the mother lode of great advice. Before we get into the nitty gritty though, we have some fascinating insights into the sex club scene in this ancient and diverse global megacity, so why not kick back and relax while we immerse you into the sultry world of UK capital sex clubs.
London is not without history, as anyone who has heard of London's history will be able to tell you. To say that the place is old is a serious understatement, since London is not only the site of England's first ever sex club, it is also the capital of the UK. It was not ever so, however, as the capital was once a pretty cathedral city called Winchester, as visitors to the UK may know. What essentially made Winchester lose out of London as capital of England, however, was not the king, or queen, or any other such thing, but in fact the creation of a publicly licensed sex club. The original Palace of Westminster today stands on the ancient remains of the nations first sex party venues, a stone circle that rivalled Stonehenge in stature and fame.
This was the site of many public orgies, originally carried out by druids who knew that the sex act contained within it a huge amount of power, emotional, physical, and mental, as well as spiritual. By hosting these enormous sex parties -- thousands would arrive from across the known world to partake -- London would eventually be able to claim the title of capital of the UK from the now rather dull looking Winchester. But with the arrival of the Romans, the stones were torn down, and the site became the basis for a huge fort, which later became Westminster, with the creation of a whole host of ostensibly innocent taverns which were in fact secret sex clubs. With the ascendance to the throne of Elizabeth the First came new laws which allowed public sex to be performed at specially licensed premises, and soon the London sex club scene proper began to emerge. The most famous of these was The Globe, later repurposed as a theatre where the fledgling playwright William Shakespeare was to perform with great aplomb.
The Victorians ushered in their own brand of sex party venue, and taking their cue from the furniture based sex clubs of the north of the country, began to open gent's only sex clubs where relaxation and excitement could be had. Gay sex saunas followed, usurping the once tedious spas that could once be found along the banks of the Thames. To this day, London remains one of the best places to go to in search of a sex club, sex party, or gay bath house.
The best time to go out in London is any point between hitting maturity and being no longer alive. In simple terms, this means that there is no wrong time to go out if you are looking to party in a kinky fashion in the UK's capital city. That being said, here are a few rough guidelines to the various flavours of sex hang here: Swingers tend to meet up most nights of the week, with a preference of weekdays for meetups and weekends for parties; cruisers can enjoy daytime hangs at saunas and bathhouses throughout the city; and clubbers can find themselves transported to a world of sweaty, excited, dry-mouthed fumbling between the days of Friday and Saturday. In short -- pick a day and time at random, and you will be able to find a sex venue to accommodate you in London, UK.
Here are the best places to go to in the capital of the UK if you want to party hard with the sex club crew. There are a few options here for strip clubs, since this is something the city does very well, plus a few options for some really dirty hookup options at some banging pop up party spots, as well as a few treats for lovers of BDSM and wife swapping. This is the guide you have been waiting for!
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