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Take a seat and get ready to enjoy this xxxconnect.com guide to the only places in Glasgow that you need to be aware of in order to have a sexy time with other folk like you who are in the mood to hang out and have a steamy day or night. xxxconnect.com is the best new site for getting to know your fave UK city and its hidden gems of sex clubs and well planned orgies, as well as saunas where you can cruise for sexy guys while chilling in a hot tub or pool with bar service. If you need a Glasgow sex club, sex party, or bath house then you have come to the right people for advice!

Thought you may not find the right sex club in Glasgow for you? Well, we have gone ahead and listed only the most exciting and well run examples right here. In fact, we are so sure that you will love our guide to finding a smashing and sexy Glasgow sex party, Glasgow sex club, or Glasgow bath house that we have included a few notes on the history of the scene, as well as some info on how to get the most out of this guide by going out at the right times.

History Of The Sex Club Scene In Glasgow

Glasgow never really seemed marked out for sex club fame. It started out as a pagan settlement lost in the midst of time, and quickly progressed, thanks to the Church (or should we say churches) to become a site for much religious bickering that, perhaps not surprisingly, became the cause of much death and suffering. Strict rules, and even stricter home lives, set within a rigid religious structure that revolved around hard work and short, poverty ridden existences, did not seem the sort of hotbed in which sex clubs might spontaneously arise -- and yet they did. Taking their cue from nearby cities that enjoyed rather more relaxed social norms, notably Edinburgh, the Scottish capital, Glasgow began to experiment with public sex in the Victorian era, albeit in a furtive and rather odd manner.

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The catalyst for a lot of these fledgling clubs was the growth of the carpentry industry. You see, the Victorians were a stuffy bunch, and they had a thing for legs. Not just human legs -- but chair legs, table legs, and anything shapely and suggestive of the naked human form. And so it came to be that the very first sex club in Glasgow started life as a carpenter's workshop. Here, upper class Victorian men would gather to look at these shapely wooden creations and, well, get themselves off. At first, the carpenter who owned and ran the workshop, one Angus McTavish, looked the other way and tried not to ask too many questions, especially since many of his odd new patrons often bought expensive pieces. But after a while, McTavish realised that he could capitalise on this weird new fetish, and began to charge gentlemen to spend time alone in specially curtained and upholstered booths where said gents could view his pieces in private.

Towards the end of the Victorian era, McTavish started to experiment with bringing in girls to drape themselves erotically over his furniture. This proved a great success, and almost overnight (almost -- because some men have very specific tastes) the furniture began to play less and less of a part in this burgeoning sex club. Before long, McTavish's Pine Factory became the Wood Hall, and Glasgow's sex club circuit exploded. By the 1920s, there were 200 sex clubs in the city. By the 1950s, the city's saunas and spas had started to get in on the action. Fast forward to the 70s and 80s and full blown sex clubs were operating, ostensibly as night clubs, but effectively providing venues for orgies and swinging parties. Today, every other building on Glasgow's High Street is a gay sauna, and the buildings in between are sex clubs. Far from being second fiddle to the former sex club capital (and real capital), Edinburgh, Glasgow had become a sex club city unrivalled by any other in the UK, and it continues to be so today.

Best Times To Go Out And Days To Go Out

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You will be sure to find somewhere that is open for business at most times of the week in this city, but to get the very best out of this guide, you should be paying close attention to the times listed on each item, as well as using the websites listed to contact the venues themselves. As a general rule, a sex club will be open at the weekends as they have to maximise their drinks sales, plus most of the girls that work the strip clubs tend to have other schedules to work around, such as school classes. There is hope for those of you who want to find a sauna to cruise at since these tend to be open during office hours, while some dogging groups meet most nights of the week if you want to rub up against a sexy stranger in a hidden location.

Glasgow Sex Clubs, Sex Parties & Bathhouse: Directory

Gay saunas and clubs with private booths feature on our list, while gents' clubs are also in the mix. Glasgow has a little of something for all newcomers, from swinging and dogging to strip clubs and party throwers who keep their cards close to their chests. The best advice we can give you is to use the websites that we have provided to reach out to some of the more secretive organisers of sexy fun.

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The Pipeworks - Glasgow

Type
Gay sex sauna
Space
Medium to large gay sauna
Crowd
All ages 18 and up
Address
Metropole House, 5 Metropole Ln, Glasgow G1 4NH, UK
Website
Any Notes
Some on street parking can be found near the venue
Brief Description
The Pipeworks - Glasgow is one of the city's finest cruising saunas, which is saying something because there are so many of them here. One of the great things about the Pipeworks - Glasgow is that you can connect with them, and their clientele, on FB, making this a potentially immersive (water joke) experience. It is also a great way to reconnect with people you may have hooked up with at the sauna, and also to advertise the fact that you will be going there on any given day.
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Seventh Heaven

Type
Sex club
Space
Large club with bar and private booths
Crowd
All ages 18 to middle ages and above
Address
15 Elmbank Gardens, Glasgow G2 4NQ, UK
Website
Any Notes
Some free parking; open 9 pm - 3 am most days of the week
Brief Description
We don't know where the other 6 heavens are, and we don't care, because this one is quite clearly the best. It's large enough to get comfortably lost in, and the bar is fully stocked and tended by barkeeps who know how to mix a great cocktail.
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Diamond Dolls

Type
Adult sex club
Space
Sex club with bar
Crowd
All ages, 18 and upwards
Address
39 Mitchell St, Glasgow G1 3LN, UK
Website
Any Notes
Some free on street parking can be found on the street near the venue
Brief Description
Diamond Dolls is a well thought of little sex club that does everything you might hope it to -- a sexy client base, nice staff (they take no nonsense, but they are friendly and inclusive), and a decor that just drips elegance (rather than just drips). With some of the best looking girls in the business, Diamond Dolls has a great reputation, and is reasonably priced, meaning that if you go alone or with pals you are assured of a good night out.
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Luke & Jack

Type
Sex shop
Space
Sex shop and supplies
Crowd
All ages above 18
Address
45 Virginia St, City Centre, Glasgow G1 1TS, UK
Website
Any Notes
N/A
Brief Description
We love Luke & Jack since it is one of the best sex shops in the city. The fact that we have included a shop on a list of clubs is kind of telling, and shows how good this particular shop really is. It's not just about the stock that they keep -- which is very comprehensive -- and it's not just about the location, which is very central to the city; more than this, what makes Luke & Jack so special, we think, is that you can easily meet up with other people here who like to go to sex clubs and throw sex parties. When you are trying to meet people on the circuit and do some networking, this can be invaluable. Go to Luke & Jack, and make sure you bring something to make notes with.
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Arlington Baths Club

Type
Gay bath house
Space
Intimate gay spa and Turkish baths
Crowd
College to middle aged and up
Address
61 Arlington St, Glasgow G3 6DT, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open 10 am to 9 pm most nights
Brief Description
Arlington Baths Club is where to go if you love to have gay sex with men in a hot tub in Glasgow. Sounds enticing, right? Right?? The best thing about Arlington Baths Club is that it opens early and closes late. They have authentic Turkish baths here, which are like standard baths, but (this being Glasgow) with added kebabs. Order a drink from the bar, slip into a hot bath, and get seriously relaxed. Then get hit on by big, sweaty men. If there is a more perfect way to celebrate being in Glasgow, we don't know about it.
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Glasgow Club Bellahouston

Type
Gay sex club
Space
Private sex venue
Crowd
College age and up
Address
31 Bellahouston Drive, Glasgow G52 1HH, United Kingdom
Website
Any Notes
Open 9 am to 8 pm
Brief Description
Glasgow Club Bellahouston is quite possibly the best gay club in the whole of the city, which is really saying something when you consider that pretty much every other building in the whole of Glasgow is a gay sex club. The way that this one differs is that it has a bar and you get charged entrance, unlike all the other places which are simply full of Glaswegians.
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Strip Joint

Type
Sex club
Space
Small sized gents club
Crowd
College to middle aged and older
Address
956 Argyle St, Glasgow G3 8LU, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open 11 am to 12 am most nights of the week
Brief Description
They really went all out when they named this place. Perhaps names of places matter to you when you decide that you need to go and see some naked women dancing for your pleasure, though we suspect that it is unlikely. We can imagine the owners spitballing name ideas, and arriving at this inspired moniker for their fledgling establishment after many man hours. That said, this is a decent strip joint -- and it would want to be, seeing as it is apparently *the* strip joint.
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Forbidden Lapdancing<h3>

Type
Gents club
Space
Private club for gents
Crowd
All ages over 18
Address
92-96 Maxwell St, Glasgow G1 4EQ, UK
Website
Any Notes
Some paid on street parking near the venue
Brief Description
You are NOT allowed to have lapdances here. You can have them anywhere else, but not here. That's because here, at Forbidden Lapdancing, lapdances are forbidden. Oh, alright then. You can have *one* lapdance. But then you have to leave. Seriously, though, this is a great place for lapdances, but what about them makes them forbidden? Are they lapdances from a family member? Or an animal? We suspect not. When we say that the lapdances you get here are the best, this is based on the fact that so many Glaswegians in the area swear by Forbidden Lapdances as their go to for sexy fun.
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After Eight Club

Type
Gents club
Space
Club with small sized stage and bar
Crowd
College age up to middle age and older
Address
10 Spittal St, Edinburgh EH3 9DX, UK
Website
Any Notes
Closed on Sundays, but check the website
Brief Description
Sometimes the best gents' club in Glasgow is in Edinburgh. It's a shortish drive, so no bother if you can get in your own car and just head off, but be sure not to drink. The rail and bus links between Glasgow and Ed are pretty comprehensive, but be sure to get the last train home unless you like the idea of being stranded in the wrong city. There is only so much that the afterglow of a good sex party can gloss over. Named after the famous square of chocolate-covered mint fondant, there is quite probably a law suit floating around, but whatever. One of the best places on our list, and sadly the last.

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